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I just got a new carpet cleaning machine and I’m way more excited than I should be to clean carpet.
I’ll be trying out the 2X strong Pet Pro Cleaner with Oxyclean.
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I prefer the “no-splash” formula, seems smoother and more refined to me
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I’m not drinking that. I’m injecting it. And taking a glow-in-the-dark suppository.
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I love my carpet cleaning machine. I try to use it twice a year at least - plus the random accidents that comes with kids and pets.
The first time I used it the water I dumped out made me gag it was so black .
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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
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prepare to be grossed out
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Having some far too sweet Tangerine Session Ale. To the boozer soon to grab some straight forward ISA.
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#CloroxChallenge
All the kids are doing it!
![]() 04/24/2020 at 19:35 |
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I’m taking a different route - - I’m working on getting some ultraviolet light into my lungs.
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It’s definitely better over ice
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Lysol Smoothie!
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Just beer tonight, not d oing a cleanse...
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Sacrifice the weak minded.
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I’m waiting for the Muppet-in-Chief to endorse a Tide Pods and lead paint chips diet.
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Just bought some T anqueray #10. Thinking that + ice + lime with a bleach chaser.
![]() 04/24/2020 at 21:39 |
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Ice Shot Glasses
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Muppet-in-Chief
Best nickname I’ve heard for President Trump.
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I think you can just filter it through a Clorox Wipe and get the same effect, except that Clorox is six weeks behind and the stores are all sold out.
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https://youtu.be/smYM_Y1Es50
It's not every day the indie bands of my youth and current events line up but here's the soundtrack for tonight
![]() 04/24/2020 at 22:41 |
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Yes, those would do.
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LOL
Trump: “You know the way it was asked. I was looking at you.”
Reporter: “No you weren’t sir. I wasn’t there yesterday.”
How is this guy allowed to keep his job at this point?? He’s telling people to take drugs and do stupid things, he isn’t a doctor! He can’t even do his own job and he’s trying to give medical advice.
![]() 04/27/2020 at 09:57 |
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Meh, I’ve rented those big machines before. I’ll be fine.